September 2, 2019

What's Happening Behind the Scenes

I'm still learning Patreon, still trying to figure out the best way to make this a worthwhile experience for both followers and patrons. One thing I've realized is that, naturally, you don't know what you don't know. 

By which I mean you can't know what's going up there, what Patrons get to see, or even what Followers are seeing unless you are one. So I've decided to offer a quick roundup. As always it's entirely up to you if you'd like to join me on Patreon! 💕


Also in case you missed them, some of my more popular recent public posts:


I know I've largely stopped posting on this blog, so it may seem like I've disappeared. But I haven't! I'm just not cross-posting from Patreon because I figure anyone who wants to see that content can follow me there. As a friendly reminder, there is no cost to becoming a follower.

Even if joining a new platform isn't your thing, please let me know what's been going on with you!

August 5, 2019

August Wide & Shine Giveaway

Wherever you read, that's where we'll be!


August Wide and Shine giveaway graphic with cupcakes and LoveKissed book bargains logo

Happy August, everyone! I've joined a group of romance authors offering you some awesome deals on every reading platform. And, of course, a giveaway! 😉

    And if you haven't yet, don't forget to grab your copy of 
    Tasting Temptation—this week just $0.99!

Image featuring book cover of Tasting Temptation as well as text: "Emotionally gripping and explosive." —BiblioManiac; After last summer's failed attempt at romance, Gina is done with men. And especially with millionaires. But scratching an itch with the bartender at her best friend's wedding couldn't hurt. Right? Read an Excerpt

July 9, 2019

A New Look for Tasting Temptation!

Can you believe it's been just over 3 years since Tasting Temptation came out? Those of you who've met Gina know how determined and persistent—not to mention fashion-conscious—she is. When she recently insisted it's time for a makeover, how could I refuse?

So, after hours of sorting through options and the painstaking work of dealing with Gina's exacting standards and my perfectionism, her story has a brand new look! What do you think??


If you haven't yet, make sure you check out the story readers call "emotionally gripping and explosive" "with some very hot naughtiness thrown in."

And don't forget to tell me what you think of the new look in the comments! Gina's dying to know. 😉 💕

June 24, 2019

Lost In Translation

This post first appeared on my Patreon page, but it received such a positive response (even private emails on the subject!) that I decided to repost it here. Want to get these posts as soon as they're up? Follow me on Patreon! 

You may not know this, but I'm trilingual, and I got my bachelor's degree by studying literature in all three languages. While I could pretend there was some higher ambition there, the reality is mostly that I like reading—and I especially like reading in the original language. Because no matter how good the translation, something is lost when an author's words are filtered through someone else's understanding.

This isn't to say we shouldn't translate stories—we should! But we should also be aware that we may not quite be experiencing the work the way it was originally created. While I was aware of this before, it was crystalized for me during one semester in college, when I was assigned Madame Bovary in both a French lit. class and a comparative lit. class led in English. You wouldn't believe how different the experience was! While the story is pretty dreary in English, the original is infused with touches of humor. Now, obviously I don't mean it's a comedy, and they certainly aren't laugh-out-loud moments, but the humor is there, lightening the entire reading experience. (Writing my paper based on the French version didn't go over well with the TA who'd only read the English... Whoops.)

The difficulty in conveying the original author's meaning struck me once again when I was discussing the musical Notre Dame de Paris with someone who doesn't speak French. Luckily—you'd think—the musical has been translated into multiple languages, including Russian and English. But as I was listening to the Russian version, I couldn't help noticing just how different the lyrics are, how drastically the characters are changed as a result, even if on the surface it's the same story.

Now obviously translation is even harder with lyrics because they have to fit the melody, but I'm still going to pick on these translations a little bit. To illustrate, I'm going to use an excerpt from perhaps the best-known song from the musical: "Belle."

Since I know you all don't necessarily speak these three languages, I've translated the French and Russian versions into English (for meaning—not at all poetically):

French version

Russian version

And the English version:
Belle, is the only word I know that suits her well
When she dances oh, the stories she can tell
A free bird trying out her wings to fly away
And when I see her move I see the hell to pay

She dances naked in my soul and sleep won't come
And it's no use to pray these prayers to Notre Dame
Tell, who'd be the first to raise his hand and throw a stone
I'd hang him high and laugh to see him die alone
Oh Lucifer, please let me go beyond god's law
And run my fingers through her hair, Esmeralda
So what is it Quasimodo craves so badly? In the French version, it's a rather innocent desire: running his fingers through her hair. In the Russian, this has been transformed to (euphemistically) spending a night with her. Suddenly the character seems much more worldly, much more like the other men who ultimately destroy her (Frollo, the priest, and Phoebus, the soldier). In the French version, both the priest and the soldier have a carnal desire for Esmeralda, while Quasimodo's is a more general, more innocent longing for closeness. For him, it's not about sex.

Note also how much more of the Russian text is about him—his ugliness, his happiness, etc. The French, meanwhile, focuses more on describing her and commenting on their society. And there's more intention in the Russian, a choice being made—"I would sell my soul to the devil"—as opposed to asking the devil for the favor of caressing her hair since Quasimodo already feels doomed to hell for having watched her dance.

While the English version seems a touch closer to the original at first, by the second verse that all changes. Though it ends with the line about running his fingers through her hair, that verse starts with: "She dances naked in my soul." In the original, he's stricken by having seen some skin exposed as she danced, but in translation she's dancing naked in his mind—once again eliminating the juxtaposition of how Quasimodo sees her compared to the other men, equating all three men.

Also in the French, Quasimodo—again, quite innocently—says someone who would judge Esmeralda (by throwing the first stone) doesn't deserve to walk the earth. But in the English this has become rather sinister and malicious: "I'd hang him high and laugh to see him die alone."

Seriously, just take a moment to appreciate how differently this character is presented within a handful of lines. "She's so beautiful, no one should want to hurt her" vs "If someone raised a hand to hurt her, I'd kill him and laugh at his gruesome death."

It's a stark reminder that words matter. And when our experience of someone's words is filtered through someone else's manipulation (via translation), our experience of the characters and the world created by the original author is unavoidably altered.

Unfortunately, most of us can't learn every language out there, or even most of them. And when it comes to traveling and basic communication, things like translation apps are definitely useful, even life-changing. But that utility doesn't translate (pardon the pun) to literature, where nuance is so important.

While we shouldn't give up on reading in translation, it would serve us all well to remember just how much can be lost or distorted by translating someone's art, even when done by a human and not an algorithm. It's one more very good reason to encourage people to learn new languages, opening new worlds not just through reading, but by reading the original author's words to experience what they really wanted to say. And if you do speak another language, all the more reason to practice it by exploring its literary culture in the original.

April 23, 2019

Fire Trucks, Garter Belts, & My Perfect Ex by Heather Novak

Sometimes, visits home are relaxing; other times you crash your car, bid $3,000 on a date with your ex, and find out your dead grandma isn’t actually dead. 
Warning: Small-town-itis is contagious, even to porn stars.

Cover for Fire Trucks, Garter Belts, & My Perfect Ex by Heather Novak, featuring blond man and redhead woman almost kissing

About Fire Trucks, Garter Belts, & My Perfect Ex:


A full-length sex-positive romantic comedy!

After facing the same health scare that took her mother, adult film star Vera Eastman sets out on a road trip to finish her mom’s bucket list. First stop, the hometown she escaped the moment she graduated. Her defiant arrival puts her face-to-face with her first love—her first everything—Jack Reeves.

Jack’s still the guy who can steal her heart with a smile, but he hasn’t forgiven her for leaving, and avoiding him proves difficult. Not only is he her grandma’s neighbor, but Grandma pays Jack to mow the lawn shirtless, and his firefighter job has him frequently rescuing Vera, as her ability to find trouble—was it her fault the ladder on the water tower broke?—becomes as formidable a matchmaker as her grandma.

Small-town-itis must be contagious. That’s the only explanation for Grandma’s stupid cat being in love with Jack’s damn dog, for Vera’s sudden urge to move home, and for her falling for Jack all over again. Eating chocolate body paint out of the jar can’t even help her with this mess.

Read an Excerpt:


“Welcome to the stage the first quarterback to lead the Grenadine Tigers to a state victory, his graduating class’s homecoming king and valedictorian, and winner of the highest bid for the last three auctions…”

My entire body stilled at Tamicka’s words. Jack.

“…Jack Reeves!”

At the sound of my ex’s name, years of laughter, memories of making out under the bleachers, and the feeling of his skin against mine all slammed into me at once, forcing me back a step. I mumbled an apology to whoever I’d walked into, but I didn’t move. I couldn’t move.

My Jack.

I dropped my phone, my hand unable to figure out how to hold it anymore. What were hands, even? All of my brain power went to staring at the amazingly sexy man who slid forward and into a dance move I had taught him when we were kids, his hips rotating as he spun around.

Eleven years had been very, very kind to this man. He had been the cutest boy I had ever seen when he was seventeen. Now he was off the charts. My mouth went dry. My eyes nearly fell out of my head.

The reddish-brown hair I had loved to rake my hands through was still short on the sides, but now a little longer on top. His once clean-shaven face now sported a close-cropped beard that I bet would feel amazing against my thighs. I had kissed every single freckle that dotted his fair skin over and over again.

He was still…

And his smile…

The way his collarbone…

Those forearms…

All the women around me, and some of the men, started murmuring and reaching into their purses and wallets.

I’d known it was a probability I’d see him while I was here, but I hadn’t expected to suddenly feel like I was home. I twisted the gold band on my right ring finger over and over again, concentrating on yoga breathing so I didn’t pass out or do something stupid.

I raised my hand, not even sure what Tamicka was saying or if bidding had begun. All I knew was that I needed to be near him again. “Three thousand dollars!” I yelled.

Well, so much for not doing something stupid.


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About Heather:


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Bold, Breathtaking, Badass Romance.

When she's not pretending to be a rock star with purple hair, award-winning author Heather Novak is crafting sex positive romance novels to make you swoon! After her rare disease tried to kill her, Heather mutated into a superhero whose greatest power is writing romance that you can't put down.

Heather tries to save the world (like her late mama taught her) from her home in the coolest city in the world, Detroit, Michigan, where she lives with Mr. Heather and their hypoallergenic pets.


2019 WRITE TOUCH READERS' AWARD WINNER
2019 NEW ENGLAND READERS' CHOICE CONTEST FINALIST
2019 THE CAROLYN READERS’ CHOICE AWARD FINALIST

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April 1, 2019

2019 Writers For Hope Auction for RAINN

The annual Writers For Hope auction, which raises money for the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN), is happening this week!

Writers For Hope logo with website

Over 100 donors have provided awesome auction items—from books to consultations to full manuscript critiques and even a weeklong getaway. There's definitely something for anyone who likes books! Check out all the auction items here.

Among the goodies up for grabs? A signed copy of Fallen and a tote bag! 

Fallen novel and tote bag featuring the cover

Bidding takes place all week, through 8:59pm Eastern Time on Friday. Watch out for any last-minute bids. 😉

This auction is such a great reminder of how well the literary community can come together for a fantastic cause. What will you bid on?? 💕